Akatsuki Meme

Akatsuki Meme by MONEYCANTBUYINSANESS

1. Hidan
2. Kakuzu
3. Sasori
4. Deidara
5. Pein
6. Konan
7. Itachi
8. Orochimaru
9. Kisame
10. Tobi
11. Zetsu
12. Kabuto (what the heck, man. I don’t even care)


1) Konan is having a birthday party. What does Zetsu get them?
Origami paper, flowers, and assorted body parts.

2) Is Deidara popular with the opposite gender?
Hm… probably, yeah.

3) What would happen if Kabuto and Orochimaru were forced to take care of someone else's baby?
Wow, that turned out well. Orochimaru doesn’t really do anything. Kabuto is… okay… ish.

4) Kisame is waiting in line at the grocery store to buy his groceries. What are they thinking? Why is Hidan wearing a Brittany Spears Mask?
Kisame is thinking about his mother. He saw her in the fish section, on sale for $9.99. And I wonder why Hidan is wearing a Brittany Spears mask too.

5) What are Kakuzu's feelings about Konan?
Eh. He don’t give a crap.

6) If Pein had to choose between going on a date to Disneyland with Kisame or Tobi, who would they choose?
Kisame. Definitely Kisame. Tobi would get overly excited and freak out about being at Disneyland. He would ruin it. Kisame would just be chill.

7) What would Kakuzu do to Kabuto if Itachi was in a car accident and lost their arm and Kabuto was the one that was driving?
Kakuzu would bitch to Kabuto about having to pay for the car and hospital bills. Itachi's wellbeing is overrated.

8) What would happen if Sasori and Tobi went on a date?
Tobi gets on Sasori’s nerves and – hey, why does Sasori’s new human puppet have an orange mask?

9) Why does Hidan think Orochimaru is the Muffin Man?
Because Orochimaru tried to give muffins to little boys. He ran out of candy. Hidan was an unfortunate witness.

10) Kabuto is upset and Itachi is trying to comfort them. How does it go? Why is Kabuto’s upset?
Kabuto’s upset because… um… Orochimaru got killed by Sasuke. But why the hell would Itachi comfort him?

11) Deidara has a brand new car and is trying to convince Hidan to take it on a joy-ride with them. What happens?
Hidan readily agrees, and he and Deidara end up joy riding. They crash, and then Deidara blows it up. The car ends up being true art.

12) Sasori wakes up in Wonderland. What do they do?
He promptly commits suicide.

13) Zetsu has just come across a beautiful meadow filled with flowers. What do they do?
Oh my gosh, that is adorable. Zetsu stays there. FOREVER.

14) Kakuzu, Deidara, and Pein are lost in the woods with Cheshire Cat. What happens?
Kakuzu kills the Cheshire Cat. It was totally an accident. Totally. Deidara blows up the Mad Hatter’s house. Pein babysits a baby/pig/thing. Before killing it. The Red Queen orders their heads to come off, but they kill her and then wake up.

15) What might Tobi scream at a great moment of passion?
TOBIISAGOODBOYTOBIISAGOODBOYTOBIISAGOODBOYTOBIISAGOODBOYTOBIISAGOODBOY

16) What song could be Orochimaru's theme song?
Gay Bar.
/shotdead

17) Hidan wants Konan to give someone a love note, but Konan accidentally gives it to Kabuto. What happens?
Konan screams at Hidan. Hidan runs. Kabuto is extremely confused, poor guy.

18) Tobi and Kakuzu get stuck as roommates at summer camp. What happens?
…Crap. Um... let's just say Kakuzu gets pissed, and leave it at that.

19) Everyone is at a pool party. Konan is drowning. Who saves them?
Pein. Duh.

20) Everyone gets together to have a sleepover. Who's house do they stay at? What happens?
Well… the Akatsuki’s base… so I guess… Pein’s house? I dunno… Maybe in Pein’s house in the Hidden Rain Village. Anyway, they eat popcorn and watch Inception.

21) Rise and shine! It's morning!!! Who makes breakfast? What do they make? Does it turn out right?
Zetsu makes it. Because Zetsu loves food. He makes pancakes with fingers and eyes in them. They turn out amazing, except nobody eats them except for him. Everybody else eats cereal.

22) Time to go home! This meme is over. Isn't it sad?? D:
Hm. Sorta.

Well. That was fun!